36 embarrassing pregnancy pictures

• Awkward pregnancy photos

  There's nothing more beautiful than the perfect pregnancy picture. But as these amazing shots from the geniuses behind Awkward Family Photos prove when they go awry they can also be perfectly cringe-worthy. Especially when the mum to be is posing with a Goodyear tyre.

   

  Or in ballet shoes. Or while trying valiantly not to fall off a tree branch. Or (our favourite) while lovingly stroking an enormous gun.  We just hope those babies grow up with a good sense of humour.

  Glow

  This pregnant woman has found the perfect place to have morning sickness.

   

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  These hands

  Nothing wrong with showing your love during the christmas holidays, but let’s remember the baby...

   

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  Roadside assistance

  All she wanted was a tyre change, but she ended up with so much more...

   

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• Venus de swamp

  Because there’s nothing as fertile as the swamp.

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• Tiny dancer

  Even more impressive, she plans to give birth while doing a plie.

   

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• Saturday night special: baby talk

  Why feel the baby when you can hear the baby?

   

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  Bearing fruit

  Melon and a gun, what could be more normal?

   

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  We're Pregnant

  There are so many questions.

   

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  And the award goes to...

  'A family friend talked mum into having us all pose for this photo. It went on to win some sort of award.' (submitted by Sean)

   

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  Father figure

  He wanted the baby to know that he would always be in the picture.

   

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  Karate kid

  Those cats were fast as lightening, in fact it was a little bit frightening...

   

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  Trigger happy

  I know us Brits don't have the same affiliation to guns as the Yanks, but is this okay? Really?

   

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  Hoop dreams

  And it's a slam dunk for this lady.

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  Hoop dreams 2

  The sequel, and  there seems to be a rogue ball on the court.

   

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  Mirror mirror

  How did she get hold of the Mirror of Erised from Harry Potter? I don't remember this bit...

   

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  The circle of life

  The pridelands are going to be so excited.

   

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  Bumper cars

  These two truly did everything together.

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  The write stuff

  They just wanted to know what it felt like to be pregnant.

   

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  Bumper

  What's pregnant about this picture?

   

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  In their face

  If you look really closely, you just might be able to see nothing at all.

   

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  Face plant

  The real question is… who is that guy and what’s he doing with the CD?

   

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  He's having a baby

  Proof that a man can be too supportive.

   

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  Young love

  These Levi's adverts are getting a bit odd.

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• Hey look what i did!

  I did this.. that's right... me!

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• Fetal position

  Of course you're the dad. Can't you see the resemblance?

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• The farmer's baby

  They probably didn't realise that the famous "American Gothic" pitchfork painting featured a father and daughter, which would make this even creepier.

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• What's NOT wrong with this photo?

  He has a hard time holding his alcohol, so she's taking the task for him. The milk, obviously, is to settle his stomach.

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• Mate Like Bunnies

  Looks like someone misinterpreted the phrase 'at it like rabbits'.

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• Baby's back-to-back

  This explains her third-trimester morning sickness.

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• Biceps & baby

  Sure, she can create life. But can she do this?

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• Bride with a bump

  Sadly, her pregnant-bride-of-Frankenstein outfit wasn't a hit like she'd hoped it would be.

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• Looking up

  After I draw the alien baby on your belly, why don't I get naked and pose with my head between your legs?

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• The white bump

  She really didn't like the idea of wearing matching white t-shirts, but decided to do it...for the baby.

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• The three mask-ateers

  The 'mask of pregnancy' isn't just real, it can spread to the entire family.

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• Don't mess with dad

  Don't talk about those stretch marks. Or else

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• Snow mum

  You think getting pregnant was easy? We went at it like rabbits - trust me.

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