Written in the stars

According to Ruth Atkins, fiction buyer at Borders, 'Geminis are believed to be the natural talkers and communicators in the zodiac so maybe it was destiny that Jordan would end up in the same bracket as Chaucer and Tolstoy.

'One literary Gemini who wasn't included on the list is supermodel Naomi Campbell, whose 1997 novel, Swan, is considered to be one of the worst books ever written. It shows that even if the cosmos is stacked in your favour you still need to have some talent!'

However, this theory would seem to contradict Jordan's inclusion on the list!

Zodiac of authors

Gemini: Geoffrey Chaucer, Salman Rushdie, Saul Bellow, Jodi Picoult, Thomas Hardy, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Margaret Drabble, Jose Luis Borges, Jordan

Aquarius: Charles Dickens, E.M. Forster, William Burroughs, Lewis Carroll, James Joyce, Helen Fielding, Iain Banks

Virgo: Stephen King, Agatha Christie, Roald Dahl, Martin Amis, D.H Lawrence, H.G. Wells

Aries: Graham Greene, Jeffrey Archer, Nick Hornby, Hans Christian Andersen, Tom Clancey

Capricorn: Edgar Allan Poe, Thomas Harris, J.R.R. Tolkien, Rudyard Kipling, Wilbur Smith

Scorpio: Fyodor Dostoevsky, Zadie Smith, Evelyn Waugh, Dylan Thomas

Libra: Cervantes, Jackie Collins, P.G. Wodehouse, Philip Pullman

Pisces: John Grisham, Douglas Adams, Dr Seuss, Jilly Cooper

Taurus: William Shakespeare, Barbara Taylor Bradford, Terry Pratchett, J.M Barrie

Sagittarius: Jane Austen, Mark Twain, Philip K Dick, C.S. Lewis

Cancer: George Orwell, Marcel Proust, Barbara Cartland, Franz Kafka

Leo: J.K. Rowling, Enid Blyton, Beatrix Potter, Emily Bronte, Raymond Chandler