Hunks in trunks
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The Baltimore Bullet
Michael Phelps might be an Olympic swimming god, but he's also pretty nifty with an American football.
Nice footwork...
...shame about Cristiano Ronaldo's skimpy shorts and tacky necklace. A classic example of a footballer on holiday.
Hardman Hugh
Hours spent in the gym has clearly paid off for Hugh Jackman...
...and doesn't he look pleased about it!
Photo: Big Pictures
Haiwaii Five-O
Jack Johnson is not just the king of easy listening, he's also hot stuff in the surf... and wears shorts that look like cullotes.
Baywatch audition
Something of a veteran of the 'pecs out' pic, Matthew McConaughey stakes a claim for David Hasselhof's old job by walking down the beach while staring into the distance.
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Breathe in Simon!
Slightly cruel of me to follow the chiseled Matthew McConaughey with this picture of Simon Cowell trying not to look like a middle-aged man with saggy boobs...
...but I'll get over it.
Photo: Big Pictures
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water...
Don't you just hate it when someone takes a photo of you on the first day of your holiday?
But points must go to X Factor loser Rhydian Roberts for (literally) having the balls to wear a pair of hot pants borrowed from Kylie Minogue.
That's Ritchie
Despite carrying a few pounds, Guy Ritchie proves it's not just his ex-missus who has muscles...
Billy no mates
Adrian Grenier discovers that wearing an ill-fitting pair of floral swimming shorts while standing awkwardly in the middle of the beach is a great way of getting rid of your 'Entourage'.
Strike the pose
Tennis player Rafael Nadal impresses everyone by doing three things at once: looking moody, pointing and wearing swimming trunks.
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h2>Mates in Malibu
Actor Stephen Dorff opts for a pair of Malibu shorts as he frolics in the waves with a hairy friend.
Suits you Sir!
Giorgio Armani keeps it real with silver hair, shades and white speedos.
The man's a legend!
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Beach accessories
Ex-footballer Jamie Redknapp uses the tried and tested 'man holding baby' tactic while holidaying in Cleethorpes.
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Diver Dave
You have to be confident wearing rubber in public but David Duchovny takes it all in his stride as he sports the 'half a wetsuit' look.











































