Women we love to hate

Things we hate about her

1. What did she do to poor Ben? Admittedly the guy is an idiot but that doesn't make it right. She all but castrated him in public.
2. 'Jenny From The Block' ughhh. The arrogance displayed in the video and the song is unparalleled. There was a sharp intake of breath as we gawped at our TV screens in disbelief. Yes that really was Jen in a bikini and mink, dripping with diamonds, wailing 'I'm real.'
3. She needs to stop whingeing about the paparazzi ruining her relationships. She has only herself to blame for making a spectacle of every romance she has had. These days when asked about tiny husband Marc Anthony she replies: 'I'm trying to keep that part of my life very personal and sacred.' Only her idea of personal and sacred is singing a duet with Marc at the Grammies and talking about her wedding on prime time American TV.
4. She takes offence at being called a Diva. It's not fair, she screams. She's just a simple girl who lives a simple life. Reality check: When she appeared on Top of the Pops she demanded ten dressing rooms to accommodate a 100-strong entourage.

Naomi Campbell: The Psycho
In a nutshell: Naomi Campbell's nasty personality is legendary. There are very few people who have any nice things to say about her. She possesses the beauty of a goddess but her personality is riddled with crude emotions she impetuously acts upon time and again. As a supermodel she could almost be forgiven her vanity, huge ego and hypocrisy. But with Naomi there is the added element of uncontrollable anger, accompanied even by physical violence. That t-shirt she wore with the legend 'Naomi Hit Me and I Loved It' suggests she finds it humorous. We have a better idea for a slogan: 'I belted Naomi and I Loved It.' Now that IS funny.

Things we hate about her

1. Someone stop her from blaming her cocaine addiction for her obnoxious behaviour. 'You become short-tempered. You know, your little charm goes,' she says. 'The little glow in your face goes. It's a very nasty drug.' When were you ever charming, Girlfriend? We must have missed it.
2. Remember her album? It was called Babywoman - appropriate for a woman who kicks and screams when she doesn't get her way.
3. We are aware that most celebrities view the public with a little disdain but Naomi is the only one we know of who actually hits them. She has been accused of hitting four of her staff and ordered to seek anger management classes after pleading guilty to attacking one with a telephone.
4. Is she fur real? When it suited her image she took part in the famous I'd Rather Go Naked anti-fur campaign. Then she started coming over all Ghetto Fabulous, and before you could say Bling! she was smothering herself in dead animals. She says: 'My contacts have told me where Saddam Hussein is hiding. He is in Saudi Arabia.' Shut it!