The unofficial Desperate Housewives guide to seduction
They're sassy, spicy and when it comes to sex appeal - anything but desperate. We all have a favourite housewife, but what makes these ladies such hot stuff? And which gal's seduction style would work best for you? I'll explain why Gabrielle, Susan, Lynette, Bree and Edie have got it going on and how you can, too. That's right: It's time to win him over, the Wisteria Lane way
Are you like Gabrielle (Eva Longoria)?
Her character
An ex-model with everything she's ever wanted, including a rich husband, a big house and a torrid affair with her barely legal gardener.
Her seduction style
Her lavish lifestyle means clothes, glorious clothes, and every single outfit is chosen to ensure Gabrielle's gorgeous body and face are shown off in the best possible way. But even without the clothes, she'd still be the centre of attention. Brazen, bold, outrageously exhibitionistic, sensationally selfish and with a soaring sex drive, Gabrielle is every man's wet dream. Except maybe her husband's he spends most of his time disturbed by (justifiable) suspicions of her infidelity.
Get his attention, Gabrielle style
The trick to copying Gabrielle's come-hither flirting style is poise and pose. Everything about your look should reek 'rich.' The way you stand, sit and particularly walk should shout 'well bred.' Then, and only then, can you get away with supersuggestive Gabrielle-isms, such as throwing your head back and literally looking down your nose at your victim, one hand at your throat, fingers trailing toward your cleavage as you whisper one of her classic double entendres. The unspoken message: 'I'm sizing you up. Will you be lucky enough?'
Make the first move
Gabrielle takes what she wants rather than waiting for it to be offered, and she has no doubt that whoever she chooses will give her just what she asks for. So go ahead, ask.
Keep him panting
Have semipublic sex. Yes, you might get caught, but if you're a Gabrielle, that would only make it more erotic. The next time you're driving to his parents' house, make the trip there much more memorable by unzipping his trousers and going down on him while he drives (slowly). Or, drag him into the bathroom at the next party and do it against the sink. It's sex stripped of all its niceties. And (if you use lubricant), an urgent quickie can be just as satisfying as a long, luxurious session.
Possible pitfalls of being a Gabrielle
Beautiful women, especially confident beautiful women, are scarier to men than a flickering TV during the football. Gabrielle types make the first move because they have to men are terrified of them.
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