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Okay, so George is pretty hot and you wouldn't kick Brad out of bed for farting. But, let's face it, we've all got an ugly bloke we'd secretly like to get jiggy with.

After canvassing opinion around the iVillage office, I came up with the following, somewhat disturbing results...

Ian Hislop

Have I got news for you?!

To most people, he's the strange little bald bloke who makes Paul Merton look funny but to others he's sex on legs - albeit pale stumpy ones.

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