| Parc Asterix: a Gallic adventure
Anna Selby and son spend le weekend at Parc Asterix and France Miniature, both near Paris It was with some astonishment that I discovered the other day that Britain's top visitor attraction is not Westminster Abbey or Shakespeare's birthplace or even the Tower of London. It's a tower of quite another kind: Alton Towers. The rise and rise of the amusement park has been relentless since the birth of Disneyland and its child appeal crosses all ages from the very young to teenagers who, though normally cultivating a look of boredom for the sake of their street cred, scream with delight at the sight of a roller coaster. For most parents, though, the idea of theme parks seems rather more resistible. A Gallic twist Just 35km outside Paris, Parc Asterix delivers a uniquely Gallic twist to the theme park. There are Druid stones, medieval villages and, at the gates to Asterix's own village, Roman legionnaries on stilts warm visitors to avoid the crazy people within - Asterix, Obelix, Unhigienix, village beauty Vitalstatstix, the dog Ideefix and the memorable magician Getafix, whose potion gives the Gauls their superhuman strength to beat the Romans every time. (One of the joys of Asterix is it offers jokes for grown-ups, undreamt of by Mickey Mouse.) Once past the legionnaries, there is a world of colour and noise - stalls and jugglers, tombolas and shows. There are workshops, too, where you can make masks (with an ancient Greek look) or bracelets and necklaces (with a Roman design). Spies of Caesar There are rides to suit all ages. Tinies have their own little fairground and gentle water rides through tableaux of Asterix stories. Slightly older children make for the bumper cars, sideshows (lots of variations on the coconut shy) and the smaller roller coasters. Christian loved the Oxygenarium. You're hoisted up a long ramp to go spinning down the 'rapids' in a circular life raft. Getting soaking wet is definitely part of the fun. Thrill-seeking teenagers can try the Towers of Zeus, Europe's second biggest - but surely first scariest - roller coaster. When you want a break from the rides, there are plenty of shows. My favourite was a marvellously swashbuckling 'Three Musketeers' with swordplay through the audience and daring leaps from balconies. Or you could try 'The Great Mona Lisa Caper', a stunt-filled chase featuring the theft from the Louvre of the world's most famous painting. Rooms with forest views France Miniature At the centre of France Miniature stands the Eiffel Tower and my son was so excited by the replica we decided to spend our last afternoon visiting the real thing. In fact, we took in quite a few Parisian sights, had lunch in a typical cafe and ambled down the boulevards in the sunshine just absorbing the atmosphere. I still can't say that amusement parks are ever going to be my favourite kind of holiday, but Parc Asterix was a thrill a minute for Christian and had enough Gallic wit and charm to keep me amused. Travel information France Miniature is open most days from April to mid-November (check from September onwards). By car from Paris, take the A13 towards Rouen, then the A12 towards St Quentin en Yvelines and finally the N12 towards Dreux and follow the signs for Elancourt and France Miniature. By train, take the train from La Defense or Montparnasse to La Verriere and take the 411 bus to France Miniature. Adults £7.50, children (4-16) £5. Call 00 33 8 36 68 53 35 for details. |