When iVillagers discover that their other half is cheating, how do they get revenge? Discover the wicked ways in which readers have punished wayward partners

Do you ever do things that are a bit naughty, and that only you know about, to make you feel a tiny bit better about the horrible situation we find ourselves in?
Deep breath - mine are:

1. I carefully fold his used underpants and put them back in the drawer as if they were clean.
2. I mismatch socks when I roll them.
3. I make the hot chocolate with old milk for him and the fresh for me.
4. I 'inadvertently' put his new togs in the tumble drier (they look better tight anyway).
5. I put letters that he has been waiting for halfway down his pile (just gets them a few days late).
6. I forget to mention that his mates phoned up to go out for a drink.

I used to kindly offer to run my ex-husband's bath... and then I'd squat over it and pee in the water. A bit disgusting, I admit, but it felt good at the time!
thistle23

My top revenge tips are as follows:

1. I cut up his porno movies - all 15 of them! Flirt like crazy with other blokes (naughty, but makes me feel great!)
2. Poured my heart out to one of his best friends
3. Flirt with his brother (this winds him up big time!)
4. Dress like a complete vamp at all times
5. Scribbled out all phone numbers in his book
6. Track his phone calls online (which he does not know about)

There are so many great ways to take your revenge on lying cheating bastards! Now it's the smaller things that make me happy but they're just as satisfying. For example, I make his favorite meals on days he is working late, then bin any leftovers. I bake cakes with the children then invite friends over to make sure they are all gone before he has any. I adjust all the settings on his car seat. I basically do in reverse all the things I used to do to make him happy. I feel so sad that I have come to this but here I am. He's got no one to blame but himself.
jo73

I once made a meat and potato pie with dog food for my first ex-husband when I found out he was unfaithful. He lapped up every bit of it!
mum23

My ex-boyfriend went out to lunch with his 'female friend' from work, so that evening I made his favorite fish pie and put loads of laxatives in it. Within two hours of him eating it, he was on the toilet. I said 'God, what did you eat for lunch, it must have been off' and him knowing my insistence on fresh foods never suspected a thing... wicked! He was unwell for days!
vickib

I got my revenge by rebuilding my marriage and totally ignoring the woman who tried to ruin my life, whenever I see her. Why make her think she has any importance in my life?
cl-kazza39