| Chocolate quotes
So, you think you're a chocoholic? You're not the only one. From the fifteenth century to the modern day, the rich and famous have expounded the virtues of the cocoa bean 'Life is like a box of chocolates...You never know what you're gonna get...' 'It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man' 'Forget love...I'd rather fall in chocolate!' 'There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE' 'Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands and then eat just one of the pieces' 'There are four basic food groups, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles' 'Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power...it is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits.' 'What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead.' 'Never mind about 1066 William the Conqueror, 1087 William the Second. Such things are not going to affect one?s life...but 1932 the Mars Bar and 1936 Maltesers and 1937 the Kit Kat - these dates are milestones in history and should be seared into the memory of every child in the country.' 'The divine drink, which builds up resistance and fights fatigue. A cup of this precious drink (cocoa) permits a man to walk for a whole day without food.' 'This guy found a bottle on the ocean, and he opened it and out popped a genie, and he gave him three wishes. The guy wished for a million dollars, and poof! There was a million dollars. Then he wished for a convertible, and poof! There was a convertible. And then, he wished he could be irresistible to all women... poof! He turned into a box of chocolates.' 'Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies...' |