Dads are famous the world over for the most lame jokes around. They're not even funny but he tells them all the time, and you feel obligated to chuckle or you laugh at what a big kick he gets out of them. At least they never forget the punchline.
We had a few flashbacks and picked out our favourites:
- What does Geronimo yell when he jumps out of a plane?
- I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
- Dead owls don't give a hoot.
- Did you hear about the man who went to the doctor complaining that he couldn't stop singing the Green Green Grass of Home. The doctor said, 'that sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome'. The man asked if it was very common. The doctor replied, 'It's not unusual?'
- Did you hear about the guy who died while eating breakfast? He was pulled in by a strong currant?I think it was a cereal killer!
- The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
- What do you call a cow with a sense of humour? Laughing stock.
- A man takes his dog to the vet. 'My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?' 'Well,' says the vet, 'let's have a look at him.' So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says, 'I'm going to have to put him down.' 'What? Because he's cross-eyed?' 'No, because he's really heavy.'
- Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny!
- What sits at the bottom of the sea and shakes? A nervous wreck.
- What's brown and sticky? A stick
- What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.
- What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? Dam!
- Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side? He's all-right now.