Dating tales

I can also remember a few years ago going on a double-date with my sister. Her date (remember, this is the first time they have gone out) brought along computer joke sheets for her to read. What's that all about?
Bella05

The Matrix call
I always go for the 'funny sort' (as in funny, not weird, although they often mutate from the former to the latter). So, a friend of a friend put me in touch with this guy who describing his humour as 'a bit like Chandler from Friends'. I must admit he was funny on email, in a sort of well-thought-out sort of way. Anyway, it wasn't till I met him that I realised that he had a strange habit. He turned out to be a bit of a clever-dick, who thought he was HILARIOUS, but made a point of trying not to laugh at his own jokes. Instead he had this weird sort of sniff/twitch that happened at the boob-boom of each of his (progressively less funny) jokes. It left him looking smug and weird and VERY unattractive. He also did not stop talking about himself!

Eventually, I had to make a 'matrix call' to a friend ('Gaby, am in the loo, I need an exit in 10 mins') and ten minutes later I was sat opposite him on my mobile saying: 'Cat stuck up tree? Oh no! Can't get it down? No probs, I'll be right over'... and did I run!
spuzza