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Flirts on your turf
So, you're at a party with your boyfriend. You're standing in a group, chit-chatting with your friends, having a lovely time. All of a sudden, a woman you barely know is embracing your boyfriend in an enormous hug of familiarity and he is looking sheepishly pleased. She is wearing a tiny spangly top - more of a handkerchief really - and she is whispering conspiratorially in his ear. They throw their heads back and laugh uproariously at something she has said. When they look back at each other,you notice that her breasts are practically parked on his chest.
You give him a look and your boyfriend says 'Darling, you remember so and so' and you do, from the last time you were at a party and she rubbed herself all over him like a cat scenting her territory. You say hello and she seems to be extravagantly pleased to see you. She'll say something like 'I love what you're wearing,' and the friendliness and the flattery are supposed to reassure you that she's not trying to muscle in on your bloke.But it doesn't reassure you at all. You would like to cut her head off and boil it until her eyeballs explode.
Welcome to the world of Flirts On Your Turf. These women share common tactics. They are always wearing too little. In fact, they are always wearing something your boyfriend would not approve of if you wore it. Their breasts hang out, they smile all the time and they laugh at everything your perfectly ordinary boyfriend says as if he were Gore Vidal and Oscar Wilde rolled into one.
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