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Six sleaze-balls to avoid online

With online dating, it's much harder to judge. There are many smooth typists in cyberspace. So how can you swiftly but accurately tell whether your online suitor is a jewel or someone who should set the sleaze-o-meter shooting sky high?

Sleaze-ball #1: Soon-to-Be-Separated.
At least the man sporting this obnoxious online handle is honest about his marital status. If he doesn't come right out and admit he's an adulterer wannabe, how can you know to keep your cursor clear? Says Linda Burns, who has tried many dating sites, 'If he doesn't have a photo posted, or his photo is so fuzzy or far away even his mother can't recognise it, or he's wearing big sunglasses that show off his body but hide his identity, chances are he's married.' The New York publicist adds, 'Another big clue is when his profile states he's looking for casual sex!' These days it's easier and easier to spot the married cybercruiser. As online dating veteran Rosalind Hines points out, 'Many men don't even try to hide that fact. If they don't directly state the obvious, ask, 'You sound married - are you?' They'll usually confess.'

Sleaze-ball #2: Wink, Wink.
What is the definition of a cheap man? Someone who keeps sending you 'winks' and/or 'collect calls,' those free options offered on some sites to send an email without writing a message - or paying a subscription fee. Rosalind, recipient of too many such communications, fumes, 'This is just plain wrong. He's sending it because it's free. Pay up and send me an email response, or just send me silence.' Elaine Calvo, coauthor of 25 Words or Less: How to Write Like a Pro to Meet That Special Someone through Personal Ads, adds, 'In addition to being cheap, it's a sign that he's contacting lots and lots of people. If his email makes no effort to respond specifically to items in the woman's profile, then she feels very lost in the crowd. Everyone wants to feel special. There's nothing special about a cyber-wink.'

Sleaze-ball #3: One-Track Profile.
You know the type. His profile describes - and requests - the perfect woman. She must have everything from a 36D chest to a size-six figure to well-manicured hands and straight black hair. In other words, none of his words are about whether his Ms Dreamboat is well-read, well-mannered or cares about the homeless. Character isn't a factor as long as she resembles Gwyneth or J.Lo or whichever star best exemplifies his type. And what sort of activities does he enjoy doing with his lady friend? Movies, theatre, sailing? No, no and no. Chances are he's looking for sex, all the time. Buyer beware.

Sleaze-ball #4: Not So Picture-Perfect.
While a man who posts no photos might literally be otherwise engaged, a man who is posed arm in arm with a gorgeous beauty who is clearly not a sibling - well, he's probably a player. Rosalind laughs, 'My favourite was a guy in a tux. You can see his bride's arm. If that isn't a lack of respect toward women, I don't know what is.' While on the surface it appears that photos of a man with a pet or children show he wants to start a family, there might be more here than meets the eye. As Linda Burns recalls, 'I emailed one guy saying how adorable his puppy was. Turns out he doesn't have pets. He thought a dog would make the women come running.' The lesson here, ladies: You can't take everything in the profile at face value. Ask now so you won't regret later.

Sleaze-ball #5: Busy Signal.
He leads such a full, happy life it's too much bother to complete the online questionnaire. Question after question is followed with the answer 'Will Discuss Later.' Linda says, 'If he's too lazy to be thoughtful for a few minutes, it gets my antenna up.' Her greatest anger is reserved for guys whose emails are riddled with 'IM speak.' She explains, 'A guy trying to catch my attention will instant message something like 'U R hot.' That ceases to be remotely appealing if once we start privately emailing each other he's still using annoying abbreviations rather than 'you' and 'are.''

Again, remember that this is the courtship phase. If he can't muster the energy to type complete sentences, his inaction might spell P-A-S-S.

Sleaze -ball #6: A Bitter Pill.
Sharon Hodgson warns, 'A sure sign he's a sleaze is if he blasts ex-girlfriends in his profile.' The assistant dean at the University of Maryland School of Social Work continues, 'One of the dating sites has a question for singles: 'What contributed to the end of your last relationship?' Well, some guys go to town: 'The bitch cheated on me,' or, 'Like all women, she was only out for herself.''

A man who rants at the opposite sex in a forum where he's trying to promote his soft, appealing side is flashing a bright red flag. Don't blindly charge ahead; sidestep this joker and move on to the next profile.

The moral: Read a potential special someone's online musings with care. These casual posts can be a window into a man's soul. Beverly Appel, coauthor of A Guide to Online Dating, says, 'People's online dating behaviour often echoes their offline dating, with all the same problems. Don't read your emails through rose-coloured glasses. What would be obvious red flags to an unconcerned observer is often overlooked by correspondents who don't use their perception skills.' If you read between the lines, his personality is laid out for you in black and white. There are enough good men out there; don't be waylaid by a sleaze.

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