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52 reasons why it's great to be single

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41. I no longer have to excuse his behaviour - OR MINE!!!
42. You can do a smelly fart without being told it's 'unladylike'.
43. You are entitled to an opinion!
44. You don't have to satisfy yourself while he's in the bath to make up for the fact he couldn't manage to give you an orgasm in the first place.
45. You don't have to like Starsky and Hutch/Dads Army/Airwolf.
46. You don't have to watch the '10 minute free view' on the Playboy Channel with the sound turned down.
47. You don't have to take being called a 'man hater' just because you disagree with what he says (let's face it, they're usually always wrong anyway).
48. You can wear the same knickers for two or three days without caring that there might be a 'spontaneous going down' session on the cards.
49. You can love Adam Ant, Boy George, Simon le Bon and David Sylvian without being lectured that only gay men look that good - THREATENED!
50. You don't have to listen to him hyperventilating every time a Kylie Minogue video appears on MTV.
51. You don't have to worry about your sanitary towel not flushing away properly.
52. BONUS: You don't have to pad the toilet with bog roll to disguise the fact that the poo is gonna make a big splash.

Reasons to be single provided by iVillagers sofad, Katrina, Maddie, Sue, Kelly and Audrey.

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