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52 reasons why it's great to be single
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Reasons to be single provided by iVillagers sofad, Katrina, Maddie, Sue, Kelly and Audrey.
- I no longer have to excuse his behaviour - OR MINE!!!
- You can do a smelly fart without being told it's 'unladylike'.
- You are entitled to an opinion!
- You don't have to satisfy yourself while he's in the bath to make up for the fact he couldn't manage to give you an orgasm in the first place.
- You don't have to like Starsky and Hutch/Dads Army/Airwolf.
- You don't have to watch the '10 minute free view' on the Playboy Channel with the sound turned down.
- You don't have to take being called a 'man hater' just because you disagree with what he says (let's face it, they're usually always wrong anyway).
- You can wear the same knickers for two or three days without caring that there might be a 'spontaneous going down' session on the cards.
- You can love Adam Ant, Boy George, Simon le Bon and David Sylvian without being lectured that only gay men look that good - THREATENED!
- You don't have to listen to him hyperventilating every time a Kylie Minogue video appears on MTV.
- You don't have to worry about your sanitary towel not flushing away properly.
- BONUS: You don't have to pad the toilet with bog roll to disguise the fact that the poo is gonna make a big splash.
Reasons to be single provided by iVillagers sofad, Katrina, Maddie, Sue, Kelly and Audrey.
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