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1-star hangover *
No pain. No real feeling of illness. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving you a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that you are able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You drink 10 bottles of water and still feel this way. Even vegetarians are craving a bacon sarnie.

2-star hangover **
No pain. Something is definitely amiss. You may look okay but you have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee you chug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a full-on English breakfast. Last night has wreaked havoc on your bowels and even though you have a nice demeanour about the office, you are costing your employer valuable money because all you really can handle is aimlessly surfing the net and writing junk emails.

3-star hangover ***
Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely a space cadet and so not productive. Life would be better right now if you were in your bed with a dozen doughnuts and a litre of coke watching cartoons. You've had four cups of tea, a gallon of water, two sausage rolls and a litre of diet coke – yet you haven't peed once.

4-star hangover ****
You have lost the will to live. Your head is throbbing and you can't speak too quickly or else you might honk. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for looking dishevelled. You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the dodgem cars. Your teeth have sweaters, your eyes look like one big vein and your hair style makes you look like a reject from a school photo way back in 1976. You would give a week’s pay for one of the following:
1. Home time.
2. A duvet and somewhere to be alone.
3. A time machine so you could go back and NOT have gone out the night before.



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