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Booze personality test

Seven bartenders were asked if they could identify personality on what drinks were chosen. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. Which one are you?

Women

Drink: Beer.
Personality: Casual, low maintenance, down to earth.
Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Cocktails with umbrella.
Personality: Annoying, dizzy, a pain in the neck.
Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

Drink: Mixed drinks – no umbrellas.
Personality: Mature, has picky taste, knows what she wants.
Approach: If she wants you, she’ll buy you a drink.

Drink: Wine – (bottled not boxed).
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Approach: Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.

Drink: Bacardi Breezer, Smirnoff Ice, Vodka Mule, etc.
Personality: Easy, thinks she is trendy and sophisticated, but actually hasn’t got a clue.
Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...and you’re in.

Drink: Baileys.
Personality: Annoying voice, big hair.
Approach: Stand close and savour the perfume.

Drink: Shorts (Vodka, Aftershock, etc.).
Personality: Out with male friends or looking to get drunk...and naked.
Approach: Easiest hit in the pub. Nothing to do but wait.



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