5 ways to get frisky on a cold night

3. Have cleavage sex

Men are obsessed with breasts. How's that for stating the obvious? Rather than getting all huffy the next time his head swivels to check out someone else's perky double-Ds, indulge him. Start by stimulating him with manual sex or oral sex. Then lie back, put some lubricant between your breasts, push them together and invite him to thrust between them.

Not only will he be awed that you're letting him aim his lethal part straight at your face, he'll never complain about having to sit through Desperate Housewives ever again.

Brace yourself and let him ejaculate on you. Oh, come on, semen isn't sulphuric acid, you know! A quick wipe with a strategically placed tissue and it's gone.

4. Get frisky with food

We all love eating, but food is also a versatile sex toy. Smear it, drip it on and lick it off! And you can do better than just whipped cream, honey and ice-cream. Go for avocados, mangoes, berries and bananas.

Many foods, with the exception of hot and spicy ones, are safe to smear on the outside of the genitals. But there are definitely some safety precautions. First and foremost, be overly careful about inserting things. Sugary foods can set off yeast infections. Oily foods have a nasty habit of 'eating' through condoms because oil breaks down latex. Never, ever squirt or spray anything into the anus or vagina - not even whipped cream - because it can be dangerous.

Food isn't just for smearing, by the way, it's also sexy to actually eat it! Jumping into bed together to devour a tray of decadent goodies is unbeatably hedonistic. Choose bite-size finger foods that look, taste and feel sexy: strawberries, grapes, chocolate, olives and oysters on ice. You can even warm up (and set the mood for a steamy night) by sharing some hot chocolate.

5. Become voyeurs

Escape the cold, the snow and a sexual rut by heading to a local strip club or, better yet, an adult bookstore with a 'peep booth'. Peep booths offer a focused, private place for the two of you to satisfy your voyeuristic urges safely.

Typically, you go inside, sit on a stool or bench, put money or a token into a meter and a screen lifts to reveal an exotic dancer putting on a show behind glass. Sometimes you have no control over what she does, whereas other places allow you to request specific acts or dirty talk (for extra cash of course).