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Result dressing
The kids department of Hennes or the Gap is fertile ground for inexpensive result wear. Children's T-shirts, age four to five, produce exactly the right effect, as do cardigans, age nine to ten. The buttons pull tightly across your chest and a man can happily while away an hour wondering if you're going to bust out of it. Because that's another thing that gets men going - an item of clothing that suggests that something is hidden and that if they watch intently enough, it will be revealed. That's why a skirt with a slit up the side, or a dress that flashes a bit of flesh when you move in a certain way, is so effective.
I once interviewed a man who went to parties dressed as a carrot. He said that he'd originally made the outfit for a fancy dress party and that it had been so successful he decided to wear it all the time. He said that, as a carrot, he could approach anyone and they didn't mind. 'You can walk up to people at parties and hug them if you're a friendly big carrot, and they don't feel threatened at all. How can you feel threatened by a carrot?' Quite. And he claimed that he was taken seriously as a sex object. 'It's the size and shape', he speculated, which perhaps proves the old adage: 'You can either laugh women into bed or cry them into bed.'
I'm not sure that humorous clothes get a result with men, though, so I'm not advocating the same approach. Stick to the tried and tested options and don't forget the stockings. On the other hand, a strategically placed teddy bear obviously works for some.'
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