If Mr. Christmas saw these photos, he'd say ha-ha-ha instead of ho-ho-ho. From taking the annual holiday family photo in the nude to Father Christmas with a black eye - these holiday cards are so bad, they're hilarious!
Who ever did that to Father Christmas is definitely NOT getting any presents this year!
The kids were given a choice - go with the matchy matchy red suits that mum and dad were donning so elegantly...or stick on the swimming costumes. To this day nobody's been able to work out if that was the right choice or not.
Looking forward to Channel 4's new documentary - Dispatches: The life of a polyamorous Father Christmas.
Oh my goth!
They're dreaming of a black Christmas...
I'm a survivor!
The Robinson's family boat crashed onto a unknown desert island. They were left with nothing. They had no hope. But thankfully the Christmas hats survived the crash.
Yeah yeah that's right, just get in the box...what? The Outer Mongolia post mark? Oh no, no don't worry about that it's nothing. Yeah that's right just get nice and comfy...you may be in there a while...
Let's go clubbing
The golf clubs Dad gave Mum for Christmas finially came in handy!
To tree or not to tree
That was the last anyone saw of little Jimmy, it was only a second later that the tree engulfed him.
When he was young Father Christmas had to work two jobs: present giver and circus contortionist.
You must eat one of her biscuits or she'll make you wear the Christmas vest too...aaaaah!
Objection of affection
It’s 2:26 p.m. on Christmas Eve. Judging from the vicar’s face, they’ll be annulled by New Year’s.
Hide the Yule log
We’re glad they’re not posing under the mistletoe
Every family alls into ugly patterns at times - especially around the Christmas. Ba boom.
Nobody ever wanted to sit on Uncle Christmas' lap, it had always been tough being Father Christmas' brother.
What a Catch
Father Christmas was expecting biscuits on Christmas Eve. But something smelt fishy about this family's offerings.
The more masked the merrier
They’re all ready for Christmas - and an impending biological disaster.
Send in the creepy clown
Father Christmas falling asleep and he needs backup...from Bozo? Let's hope he dosen't wake up and scare himself half to death. Then they'll be no presents for anyone...
What you don't know is it may be all 'sleep town' on the outside, but under those flanel nighties is all 'party time!'
Star Wars vs. Charlie's Angels
The cardboard cutouts are from Star Wars; the poses are from Charlie’s Angels. The result: this seriously confused Christmas photo.