Scary celebrities

Mickey Rourke

While Melanie typifies the 'trout pout', Mickey's face is a fine example of the 'pulled back like a plastic bag' look.

Pete Burns

Pete has had so many operations on his face he looks like a plastic doll that has been left in front of an electric fire for too long.

Jodie Marsh

But you don't need plastic surgery to look scary...

...meet Jodie Marsh.

Jordan

And continuing the theme of orange air-heads held together with inches of make-up (and in this case a considerable dose of silicon), here's Jordan.

Peter Stringfellow

Try looking at this photo of Peter Stringfellow with his latest 'younger model' without your skin crawling ever so slightly.

George Bush and Arnold Schwarzenegger

Here is one of the most powerful figures in American politics...

And George Bush.

Now that's scary!

David Gest and Cleo Roccos

Sometimes two celebrities meet up to create a truly horrible double dose of scariness.