Sex toys for a kinky Valentine's celebration
Fairy Pocket Mini Massage Wand
I received the fairy pocket mini and at first I wondered what it would be good for as it was so small looking. Charging it was straight forward; a blue light shines at the bottom of the wand and goes out when it’s charged and ready to be used.
Being a bit of a sex toy virgin I couldn’t wait to go to bed with the hubby to have some fun and try it out and oh my god, I was impressed!
It is a very powerful little machine, we used it to massage different parts of the body to start with and this was really nice and helped get us in the mood! Once we moved to the more intimate parts of the body the sensation it gives out is really intense, the massage head has two speeds and definitely massages in style, the first setting is strong but we had it on the second setting which is even stronger. Once we moved it to the clitoris area it stimulated me to orgasm within no time at all, it must only have taken 1-2 minutes.
It’s a great little wand and works a treat for its size.
mumjane
Price: £30. Available from sextoys.co.uk.
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Nouvelle 1 Vibrating Massager
The first thing you will notice when opening the product is that you do not get that awful rubbery plastic smell that you can get with some sex toys.
The vibrator has a nice soft flexible feel. I found the girth and length to be slightly uncomfortable at times and it does require good lubrication. If using lube it can be difficult to hold at times due to the soft nature of the toy.
I found the varing speeds satisfactory but the buzzing noise can get quite loud which can be slightly off putting and distracts from any pleasure.
The vibrator was satisfactory but I miss that extra part which simulates the clitoris at the same time.
tampayne
Price: £19.95. Available from sextoys.co.uk.
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Loving Joy Metropolis
When asked if we'd like to review the Loving Joy Metropolis, my husband and I were rather enthusiastic in our 'yes please'. Due to my Endometriosis making sex painful, we have tried several sex toys in the past to make sex more fun for us both.
However, following an extremely traumatic pregnancy, we have been finding it very hard to get back in 'the mood' and so we thought this was an ideal opportunity to try something new.
When the Metropolis vibrator arrived, we opened it excitedly. The design is nice and slim, but once my husband put some batteries in and turned it on, we became rather more nervous. It seemed to vibrate so intensely and there is no way of turning down the intensity or speed.
But, after a few bouts of embarrassed giggles we went for it. And I have to admit, it was pleasurable, although there was quite a bit of shouting: 'argh, that's too much!' before we managed to enjoy ourselves without falling into another bout of giggles.
I'm not sure it's the best toy for those who feel a little bit nervous or unsure about themselves sexually, but I can definitely see how the vibration settings and patterns built into it could lead to lots of fun and pleasure once you get used to it. And if nothing else, it will give you a good laugh!
afisher
Price: £14.95. Available from sextoys.co.uk.
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Doc Johnson Finger Friends
This super easy-to-use finger stimulator needed no real instructions. From unscrewing the end of the battery vibrator and removing the protective tab from the top of the batteries, it takes only the press of a button at the tip to come alive!
It’s very strong and has a definite hum sound but is low level and discreet. Sound is a big factor for me as we have a teenage contingent in the house who are always in residence and it makes a superb change to be able to use a toy without fear of being ‘discovered’.
The ten vibration settings are easy to find simply by keeping a finger on the top button, the vibrations are slightly softer than a larger toy but perfect for beginners or for moments alone as well as during sex. There is some variation in the pulse settings but I preferred the constant vibrate.
This toy is also perfect to use with a little lubricant and is fabulous for clitoral stimulation.
The Finger Friend can be held easily by either partner during sex and was wonderful, absolutely wonderful in a deep and warm bubble bath or as a friend with you in the shower.
A great little find with a strong and long-lasting power! Finger Friends rule!
JS0600
Price: £13.95. Available from sextoys.co.uk.
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Odeco 7 Speed Escalation Rabbit
I have had other vibrators in the past, but they have always been the standard dildo-looking ones. This one is nice and clean looking.
This type of vibrator worked well for me because I enjoy the feeling of having something inside me whilst also being clitorally stimulated.
It is powerful even on the lowest setting. I like the colour (hot pink) and the feel of it (latex). It has a nice variety of settings and you can play with having strong internal vibrations and a weaker setting on the rabbit ears.
It was easy to use and does its job well. It is a little on the big side but is still a pleasure to use!
Pros: Pretty and clean looking, good orgasms, powerful.
Cons: A little on the large side.
Bottom Line: Defiantly does the job! Nice to use!
Lisey13
Price: £49.95. Available from sextoys.co.uk.
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Orgasmic Gels Intrigue Clitoral Vibrator
I didn't think much of this toy at all. To begin with the battery compartment is quite difficult to open and once batteries are in, hard to close. The dial for speed is a good idea but the actual vibrations are not very powerful so you need to turn it all the way up to maximum to get any benefit, and then the 'buzz' is very loud and off-putting.
Not really much use for clitoral stimulation either as the gel 'prongs' at the head of the toy are too long, soft, and bendy, so not easy to apply a decent pressure.
It's unclear whether this toy is designed to be used as an internal vibrator. It was ok but, again because of the gel body being very soft and bendy, I found it hard to get it in the right position!
Lastly because the head of the toy has quite a deep well from which the prongs protrude, not very easy to clean.
I would not recommend or purchase this toy.
alicol
Price: £24.95. Available from sextoys.co.uk.
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Odeco O-Zone 7 speed Rabbit
The Odeco O-Zone is 7 inches long and is made of soft to the touch silicone. It has a rigid shaft with a tilted head to reach the G-spot. The ring on the bottom makes it very easy to hold and operate. It also looks good and is whisper quiet. It has seven different vibrations and pulses that change if you press the button a little. You can feel the pattern changing and the sensation is great.
The ring on the bottom has a LED light inside it that is supposed to pulse along with the vibrator. The one on mine didn’t work. However, it has no impact on the actual performance of the vibrator.
This vibrator is designed to give you internal and external stimulation. To be honest though, even with the seven settings, I found it a little weak. I think it would be a perfect starter vibrator for someone who is a first timer into the world of sex toys. If you use or have used vibrators before, you might find this a bit disappointing; it does look as though it will do a lot more than it actually delivers.
We used this a few times over a few days and I did find that I grew bored with it! Like I said, I think this would be an excellent and fun introduction into the world of vibrators and rabbits, but for experienced users it could be a let-down.
Nicnak71
Price: £44.95. Available from sextoys.co.uk.
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Loving Joy Mitzi Clitoral Vibrator
I’m secretly a big fan of vibrators and have quite a collection, so I was very excited to test a new one!
Upon first arrival, I was impressed with the quality appearance of the packaging. The discreet yet stylish look of the box really gave the feel of a quality item.
The vibrator itself was bigger than I was expecting, but fit nicely in the palm of my hand as it is designed to do. Like its packaging, the product itself felt like a good quality, premium product.
The Mitzi takes two AAA batteries (which are not included) and comes with a set of fairly comprehensive instructions, though it’s possible to explore all functionality without needing to read the instructions.
There are several different vibrate modes from which you can choose using the buttons on the side. Some are intermittent, some are constant. It’s quite quiet when in use, not the most quiet I’ve used but far from the loudest!
The only down side is that I wish it were more powerful, but for those not experienced with clitoral vibrators or who prefer less powerful vibrators then this is ideal. It didn’t stop me enjoying it, though!
bokeh
Price: £39.95. Available from sextoys.co.uk.
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Ninja Yumemaru Diamond Cock Cage Red
First impressions – I thought the packaging was quite naff. A boyish sword-wielding ninja – not exactly a turn on for me personally!
My husband and I are not strangers to toys, and I was looking forward to this one.
My husband is on the large side, and when we have attempted toys like this in the past, it hasn’t ever got in place as it has been too painful for him. He said this was a bit tight when he put it on.
And gosh, it looks good on! And it REALLY enhances, which isn’t easily done. The sensations vary according to which position you’re in. Girl on top - the rings bunched up at the base, which felt good, for us both! From behind - feels no different to normal (apart from it encouraging him to give my behind a few slaps)! Him on top - chafed a bit, but didn’t extend an already extensive session.
This is not something we will be playing with again though. Maybe on a lesser endowed chap it wouldn’t cause such a problem but large men be careful – my husband found this uncomfortable and couldn’t wait to get it off – and it caused bruising.
Anonymous
Price: £9.95. Available from sextoys.co.uk.
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10 Function Waterproof Clitoral Hummer
The 10 function clitoral hummer is easy to operate but with just one button to select the setting you have to go through each one until you find the one for you.
I also felt that it feels cheap and it’s too hard, meaning that the overall pleasure factor was standard. The fact it was slightly uncomfortable to use meant it took quite a while to climax using it. If it were softer in texture I would have rated higher.
It is waterproof which is a plus however I didn’t test it in the water to prove this. And it is also small enough to be used whilst having sex with my partner without it being invasive - another plus - but it is quite noisy, so could be off putting.
Overall I rate this 6/10.
Mrs-H-Cornwall
Price: £16.45. Available from sextoys.co.uk.
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