The many looks of Peter and Jordan

Teeth, tans and tiaras are the order of the day when Peter Andre and Jordan get dressed to go out. We take a look at some of their best looks. Sunglasses at the ready!

Teeth, tans and tiaras are the order of the day when Peter Andre and Jordan get dressed to go out. We take a look at some of their best looks. Sunglasses at the ready!

Belly baby

Ever been stuck for something to wear and just ended up throwing caution to the wind and grabbing your cheerleader outfit? Jordan has (left).

And why let the fact that you're a few months' pregnant get in the way of wearing a pair of tight-fitting jeans and frilly cropped shirt (right)? You go girl!

Note how Peter pulls off the sleazy tourist look with two different outfits.

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(Not very) Little Black Dress

The key to good maternity wear is comfort and under-stated style.

However, on the odd occasion it's also acceptable to wear two pieces of black lycra, held together with gaffer tape, topped off with dangerously high-heeled shoes.

Peter, meanwhile, returns to his comfort zone with an ill-fitting suit.

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Does my bum look big in this?

Why waste time thinking of clever ways to grab people's attention on the red carpet when simply neglecting to wear a skirt will do the trick perfectly?

Having toyed with the idea of going 'sans trousers', Peter instead went for the rather less daring option of wearing a hat.

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Council Estate chic

Who says shell-suit bottoms can't be stylish? (Especially if you add a pair of stilettos).

Meanwhile, Peter once again proves that a subtle change of headwear is sometimes all you need to freshen up your look.

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Bordering on acceptable

Even Jordan has the odd 'off day', seen here on the left looking almost respectable.

Thankfully, she makes up for it (right) with an outfit that looks classy at first glance but upon closer inspection is see-through from the waist down.

Ever the professional, Peter proves he can look awkward and uneasy whatever he is wearing.

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Dumb blonde

When you've got a tan like Peter's, finding the right shade of hair dye can be a tricky business (left). And, in a subtle tribute to Pete's locks, Jordan chose a matching belt on this occasion.

Wearing a pair of trendy glasses to give the impression of mature sophistication is an oft-used tactic (right). Strangely, Jordan has never been seen wearing a pair.

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Don't look directly at them

There are other ways of being noticed when you attend celebrity bashes (apart from not wearing any trousers).

Another simple yet brilliant technique is dressing in garish, sickly colours and pouting a lot in front of the cameras.

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Whatever you do, don't blink!

As well as hitting all the right notes in the style stakes, it is imperative that any budding celeb gets their 'fixed stare smile' perfected.

Watch and learn kids...

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Star quality

Of course, Jordan has always been at the cutting edge of high-end fashion...

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Grease is the word

...and Peter knew how to 'work the look' even before hooking up with Ms Price.

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