Lost in Translation

Qatar: Please do not use the lift when it is not working.

Paris, France: Please leave your values at the front desk.

Bucharest, Romania: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

Africa: You may choose between a room with a view on the sea or the backside of the country.

Amalfi, Italy: Suggestive views from every window.

Zurich, Switzerland: We have nice bath and are very good in bed.

In hotel cloakroom, Berlin, Germany: Please hang yourself here.

In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursdays.

Left your values? Good. You may now proceed to your room where yet more delights await...

Ethopia: To call room service, please to open door and call Room Service. Please call quiet, people may sleep.

Italy: Please report all leakings on the part of the staff.

Shanghai, China: It is forbidden to play the recorder in guest rooms.

Budapest, Hungary: All rooms not denounced by twelve o'clock will be paid for twicely.

Hamburg, Germany: It is our intention to pleasure you every day.

Tokyo, Japan: Guests are requested not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviours in bed.

T'aipei, Taiwan: If there is anything we can do to assist and help you, please do not contact us.

Seoul: Measles not included in room charge.

Weifang, China: Invisible service is available for your rest being not disturbed.

Seoul: If you wish, you may open the window. Do not open the Window.