Ugly men we'd sleep with

Okay, so George is pretty hot and you wouldn't kick Brad out of bed for farting. But, let's face it, we've all got an ugly bloke we'd secretly like to get jiggy with...

Okay, so George is pretty hot and you wouldn't kick Brad out of bed for farting. But, let's face it, we've all got an ugly bloke we'd secretly like to get jiggy with.

After canvassing opinion around the iVillage office, I came up with the following, somewhat disturbing results...

Ian Hislop

Have I got news for you?!

To most people, he's the strange little bald bloke who makes Paul Merton look funny but to others he's sex on legs - albeit pale stumpy ones.

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Peter Jones

Okay, so slightly harsh to describe Peter Jones as ugly but, nonetheless he is an unlikely sex symbol.

Amazing what a flashy suit and lots of money can do to a girl...

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Steve Buscemi

Steve manages to combine a pale, pasty complexion with 'had one too many last night' red eyes.

But some women like that...

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Steven Tyler

If Steve wasn't the lead singer of Aerosmith, he'd just be known as 'that weird bloke who hangs around the local library and dresses like a sixties rocker'.

Form an orderly queue girls...

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Alan Titchmarsh

When he's not tending to his begonias Alan spends his time writing 'romantic' novels with lots of bedroom action thrown in.

And he looks like this.

The mind boggles...

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Bill Clinton

We all looked on scornfully when he admitted taking White House intern Monica Lewinsky's extra-curricular activities a bit too far.

But, let's be honest, there were one or two among us who secretly wished we'd been on dictation duty that evening...

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Eric Clapton

If you walked past him in the street you'd just think he was a scruffy old bloke who requires regular nasal trimming.

But just because he's a genius musician, all of a sudden you're interested!

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Gordon Ramsay

He swears a lot, is rude, obnoxious and gets all sweaty and shouty on TV.

But some of us just want to ruffle that messy blonde mop and give him a big cuddle.

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David Hasselhoff

Once upon a time you would have risked drowning just on the off chance a supple, toned Hoff would jump in and rescue you.

And, despite that famous torso having taken on a well-worn leather look, it would seem Germany's number one pop star still gets the pulses racing!

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Ted Danson

Some men get better with age...

Some go grey and start looking a bit scary...

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