Our straight talking Lancashire lass takes a sideways look at the daily news.
Weather? Gimmie something to be outraged about!
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What is it with Brits and our obsession with the weather?! It’s February, it’s a couple of degrees below Zero – big deal. The way the papers are harping on about it, you’d be mistaken for thinking the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse were about to pay a visit.
No matter how hard I try, I just can’t get outraged over snow. Another thing I can’t muster any shock over is the recent ‘flippin the bird’ Super Bowl debacle. Actually I can. Since when did ‘flippin the bird’ become part of the British vernacular?! Shocking.
Rappers M.I.A and Nicki Minaj performed with Madonna during half time at the Super Bowl, and in a moment of madness M.I.A gave America the finger.
Madonna was a tad annoyed because M.I.A had managed to upstage her – despite being trumpeted onto the stage with more pomp and circumstance than Cleopatra herself.
Actually the Queen of Pop is seething because M.I.A has tarnished her wholesome family image. Well I don’t know about Madonna’s family, but if my aunty gyrated around in a leotard I’d be mortified. At least M.I.A didn’t get her knockers out.
Aaanyway, if I’m not outraged about everything going to the dogs, so to speak, there are plenty of people out there who are. Another delightful woman using London Transport has been captured on You Tube spilling her bilious racist hate-fuelled babble to anyone with ears.
Just watch her go… 'Gargh! People from other countries!! Bleeugh-vommmmit!!' *rips open shirt in a fit of rage* 'Men and women from countries with warmer climates! BLEEEEE!' *sobs openly, repeatedly punches fist into floor and then wees a bit*
Honestly, this orc-woman looked as though she was either having an extremely painful poo, or she had a nasty case of explosive hemorrhoids. This is what racism does to you, it makes you look constipated.
Actually, my desire for outrage has suddenly disappeared. I’m going to enjoy the snow and chill out a bit…
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